Wastelander's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Truth Behind Cancer]

I always knew it!

*lights cigarette*

You're so damn right, buddy! I'm so glad you found Prof. Smart and that he told us THE TRUTH! After all, my Grandfather knew a HOMO and thus he died of cancer!

That's the evidence! Thanks to Prof. Smart that he found out and told us!

So to all the kids: Don't let the mean politicians fool you, you'll be perfectly healthy if you smoke! After all, Prof Smart is a scientist, isn't he?

[Fred the Notable Monkey]

Not so notable at all

IMO a very selfish message.

Wikipedia is a free, open encyclopedia and has the aim of collecting scientific knowledge about the respective topics. There are still a whole lot of entries on Wikipedia, which are - no offense - obsolete.

Apart from that, I found your submission quite cute and well drawn. I don't think it was especially funny, entertaining or original though. At least not funny, entertaining or original enough to mention your work in an encyclopedia. Don't get me wrong, your work isn't bad. But I find your request of including aspiring artists into Wikipedia. That would be like giving 2nd or 3rd Division soccer players their own Wiki-entry.

Regards
~Wasty

JKR responds:

Frankly, I find that if a site is as large as Wikipedia is, they can find room for people who work every single day of their life at nothing more than making people happy through artwork. But perhaps they are "above" such things. I find no issue in giving 2nd or 3rd Division soccer players their own entry. The internet is certain big enough, and these people work just as hard as the 1st string, even if they don't get as much field time. But more than any of that, it is the WAY Wikipedia informs people that they are not permitted to be mentioned, with brash words like "non-notable - delete" or "fails". I do not agree with this method of dealing with people.

Anyway, thank you for taking the time to leave a review. I'm glad you liked the art style of the cartoon and animation, even if you didn't agree with it. =)

[3-ALi]

Mediocre...

Maybe, just maybe...

YOU FUCKIN SHOULD CARE ABOUT MAKING YOUR MOVIE LOOK(!!!) GOOD BEFORE YOU CARE ABOUT MAKING IT SOUND GOOD! ;)

Really, I just watched till the end to see if there was ANYTHING that's NOT totally random... but there wasn't. :(

Somehow, it was funny... but somehow it was just terribly annoying...

[StarWars:The Rebel Threat]

Boooring...

This flash really honors everything that is Star Wars:

- bad plot
- pointless dialogues
- dumb and ugly characters
- terrible music

Great Work! This is really as crappy as the films themselves!

[Sida : The Invisible Evil]

Love it!

First and foremost, that was a great work! It's this kind of movies that keep me coming back to NG for more than 2 years now. You might notice that I gave your work a Style rating of 10; that's because you stated that your movie bases on a real story. I think you perfectly caught the teaching behind the story.

I pray to every single earthling-god(I'm not religious ;)) that there won't be too many neo-liberalist fascists (to a large extent originating from the United States of UKnowWhere) who vote badly because of their dumb prejudices...

Two thumbs up, way up!!

Regards
~Wasty

[MK vs. SF]

I liked it very much!

Usually, Im not very much into sprite movies, though I also am not totally against them. But this one had some things I really liked.

1st : I played both Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat a lot when I was younger and those were 2 series that brought me to beat'em ups in the first place, so you got a point there only for me, which is recall value.

2nd : You managed to compose some fast and cool combos which had some real 'smack' to them. I think it is a really good job for a single person you've done there!

3rd : Except for one sequence, when Raiden and Ken evade each others attacks for a long time, there are NO sounds. This was IMHO the one single downside that really bothered me much. And this was also the reason why it got 'only' 8 Pts in the sound rating.

Nevertheless I gave the movie no full ten pts in its overall rating. That's because I only give this rating when I think the artist behind the movie also showed off real artistic talent; and this includes drawing for me.

[Bones]

GREAT! GREAT GREAT!

Man, this one really missed the 10 by just a tiny little bit!!

Maybe it's because I saw Metal Slug vs. Numa Numa and this frontpage-getting piece of crap got me quite uptight...

But to be honest, you have serious skill! I bow down before thee, thou my god of animation skills! Sadly it wasn't THAT funny... though it was actually pretty funny...

GEE OKAY MAN, IT GETS THE TEN! ^^

Regards
~Wasty

[Fantastic Realm Chapter 2]

VERY bad recording qualitiy!

I gave this movie a 3/5 because the recording quality was SO BAD, I couldn't understand even a half of the story. I can understand that it might have been necessary, but there are other ways to reduce file size than screwing up the voice overs...

Therefore it lost a lot of its sympathy with me, I think I had voted 5/5 and 10/10 if I had understood the voices properly.

Realmguys responds:

Actually, it has nothing to do with the recording quality. The noise you hear is flash's horrible sound compression. And no, there is nothing that can be done. To get this movie close to 5 megs, sound is what had to go. We had already stripped a bunch of artwork out. Both the artwork and sound suffered greatly, it was heartbreaking! Hopefully some time we can post streaming quicktime toons... then this can all be avoided. :)
-Tyler